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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 143

 

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Never run from your fears. Because when they catch up to you you're too tired to fight.


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I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming, terrified, like his passengers.


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No one ever injured his eyesight by looking on the bright side of things.


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Ulcers are caused not so much by what we eat as what's eating us.


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Give a man a fish and he won't starve for a day. Teach a man how to fish and he won't starve for his entire life. (African proverb)


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You are never fully dressed until you wear a smile.


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Even in a pile of manure, a flower will grow.


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Is it time for your medication or mine?


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short funny one liners

Do you know the three times that most people are in church?


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tommy cooper one liners

According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.



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