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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 12

 

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Be of use, but don't be used.


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One thing you can give and still keep, is your word.


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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything You gave me.' (Erma Bombeck)


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A heavy burden does not kill on the day it is carried. (Kenyan Proverb)


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Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.


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Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction. (Ashleigh Brilliant)


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The obstacle to discovery is not ignorance, but the illusion of knowledge.


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In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. (Dereke Bruce)


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He is not afraid of work, you can tell by the way he fights it.


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Quick Quote

Forgiveness is unlocking the door to set someone free and realising you were the prisoner! (Max Lucado)



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