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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 259

 

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Now is no time to think of what you do not have. Think of what you can do with what there is. (Ernest Hemingway)


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Life is really a bed of roses, others are just lucky to have friends to help them pick the thorns off.


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A good pun is its own reword.


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Be grateful for the gifts you have rather than lament those you have not.


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Instead of singing the Doxology phrase 'Praise all creatures here below,' a little girl sang instead, 'Praise all preachers, here we go.' It made sense to her because everybody sang it at the end of the service, just as they were leaving.


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Anger, if not restrained, is frequently more hurtful to us than the injury that provokes it. (Seneca)


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Nothing seems expensive on credit. (Czech Proverb)


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Borrow money from pessimists. They don't expect it back.


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best one liner joke

There's a book that tells you where you should go on your vacation. It's called your checkbook.


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Strange short one liner

Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself. (Chinese proverb)



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