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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 9

 

steven wright one liners

Ask me about my vow of silence.


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Famous joke

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the ass.


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Unusual Quote

We don't have the right to ask when sorrow comes: Why did this happen to me?, unless we ask the same question for every moment of happiness that comes our way.


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Best quip

Silence is frequently misinterpreted, but it is never miss quoted.


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short joke

The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves.


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Strange quote

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.


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short funny one liners

I think - therefore I don't listen to Rush Limbaugh


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quick one liner jokes

Live for Jesus now and spend the rest of eternity in the non-smoking section.


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Unusual one liner

I have the body of a god .... Buddha


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short one line jokes

Triumph is 'umph' added to try.



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