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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

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A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.


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If you give 100%, God will make up the difference!


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It is not what a teenager knows that worries his parents. It's how he found out.


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I don't need your attitude I have one of my own.


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Remember boys, flies spread disease so keep yours closed. (General Taylor)


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Some people take too much of vitamin 'I'.


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Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.


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Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.


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Strange quote

Friends are like puzzle pieces. If one goes away, that special piece can never be replaced and that puzzle will never be whole again.


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tommy cooper one liners

It takes more money to amuse todays children than it took to educate their parents.



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