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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 132

 

Amusing one liner

The trouble with life is there's no background music.


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quick one liner

There is truth in humor, but not humor in truth.


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men one liners

When you give and don't expect anything back that's love. But if you give and expect a return it's an investment.


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short one liners

Action may not always be happiness, but there is no happiness without action.


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Funny 1 liner quote

If the human brain was simple enough for us to understand we'd be so simple we couldn't understand.


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Funny joke

I have no particular talent, I am merely extremely inquisitive. (Albert Einstein)


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Funny 1 liner quote

The sentence: 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' uses every letter of the alphabet.


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clean one liners

The 50-50-90 rule: Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.


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Hilarious one liner

Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.


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Famous one liner

To love a person is to learn the song that is in their heart, and to sing it to them when they have forgotten. (Garborg)



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