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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 61

 

birthday one liners

Jesus loves you! It's everybody else that thinks you're an ass.


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Bizarre one liner

Before you can break out of prison, you must realize that you are locked up.


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classic one liners

A girl phoned me and said...Come on over there's nobody home. I went over... Nobody was home!


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one liner

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.


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dirty one liners

When your outgo exceeds your income your upkeep will be your downfall.


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filthy jokes one liners

If someone is standing between you and God, guess who's closer to God.


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Bizarre quote

Many people spend their health for wealth, and then try to spend their wealth for health. (Mikey)


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best one liner

If I did not laugh, I should die. (Abraham Lincoln)


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short jokes

If you can keep your head while all about are losing theirs and blaming it on you - perhaps you have underestimated the seriousness of the situation.


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one liners joke

Life is like a mirror, if you frown at it, it frowns back; if you smile, it returns the greeting.



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