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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

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If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.


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Reputation is what men and women think of us; character is what God and angels know of us. (Thomas Paine)


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naughty one liners

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination.


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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.


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Faults are thick when love is thin.


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We don't want a thing because we have found a reason for it- we find a reason for it because we want it.


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Unusual Quote

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.


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Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.


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Unusual one liner

I'm not tense -- just terribly alert.


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clean short jokes

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. (Wendell Johnson)



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