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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 115

 

best one liner joke

Live by what you trust, not by what you fear.


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best short jokes

Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.


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Best one liner

Beautiful faces are those that wear whole-souled honesty printed there. (Ellen Palmer Allerton)


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clean short funny jokes

Housework is something you do that nobody notices until you don't do it.


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steven wright one liners

When a church seeks a pastor, they want the strength of an eagle, the grace of a swan, the gentleness of a dove, the friendliness of a sparrow, and the night hours of an owl. And when they catch that bird, they expect the pastor to live on the food of a canary.


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one liners jokes

I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.


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short naughty jokes

Love is the irresistible desire to be desired irresistibly.


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Strange quip

You are getting old when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.


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best one liner

What a lot we lost when we stopped writing letters. You can't reread a phone call. (Liz Carpenter)


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Unusual Quote

I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.



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