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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

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Love is not blind; it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. (Rabbi Julius Gordon)


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It is as necessary for men to hear the Gospel, as it was for Christ to die.


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There is always something to be thankful for. If you can't pay your bills, you can be thankful you are not one of your creditors.(E.C. McKenzie)


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Don't be afraid of opposition; Remember a kite rises against, not with the wind.


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Don't put off till tomorrow what you can get someone else to do today.


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Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!


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February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.


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birthday one liners

Whatever you do, or dream, begin it now.. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. Begin it now. (Goethe)


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filthy one liners

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger. (Franklin P. Jones)


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A guilty conscience needs no accuser.



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