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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

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One good thing about forgetting is that you can no longer worry about what ever it was you forgot.


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Those who say it can't be done are usually interrupted by others doing it.


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The cheapest gift I have to give is kindness, and it is the best. (Bob Kerry)


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It is not what you are that holds you back, it is what you think you are not. (Denis Waitley)


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For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.


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Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.


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When asking a question of someone your not sure of, only ask if you know half the answer.


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Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. (Goethe)


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One man with courage is a majority. (Thomas Jefferson 1743-1826)


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Bizarre quote

Behaviour is a mirror in which everyone shows his image. (Goethe)



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