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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 34

 

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Before we set our hearts too much upon anything, let us examine how happy they are who already possess it. (Francois de La Rochefoucauld)


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The only new thing in this world, is the history you did not know. (Harry Truman)


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Best joke

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. (John Barrymore 1943)


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I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.


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I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book. (Groucho Marx)


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snappy one liners

Schizophrenia beats being alone.


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If you can attend a church meeting without fear of harassment, arrest, torture, or death...you are more blessed than three billion people in the world.


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Did anyone see my lost carrier?


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Funny joke

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. (Winston Churchill)


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silly one liners

If you haven't much education you must use your brain.



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