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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 130

 

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Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.


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History repeats itself, but each time the price goes up.


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A ' jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.


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Don't be afraid to learn. Knowledge is weightless, a treasure you can always carry easily.


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Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.


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If you are not fired with enthusiasm, then you will be fired with enthusiasm. (Vince Lombardi)


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Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt. (Herbert Hoover)


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Famous quote

If absence makes the heart grow fonder, some people must really love church.


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greatest one liners

New and improved: if it's new it's not improved; if it's improved it's not new.


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best one liners

In prayer it is better to have a heart without words than words without a heart. (John Bunyan)



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