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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 269

 

best one liners

Nothing is as strong as gentleness: nothing so gentle as real strength. (Ralph W. Sockman)


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Best short joke

He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. (Jim Elliot)


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steven wright one liners

Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best.


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short animal jokes

Love is not a game, so don't be a player.


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People pick bad things from bad company very quickly but good company takes a good time to gift good things to them.


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naughty one liners

Victory begins with the name of Jesus on our lips, but it will not be consummated until the nature of Jesus is in our hearts.


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clean short jokes

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.


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funny one liner

That which is acquired without difficulty is dispersed with equal facility.


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I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me. (Dave Barry)


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Best one liner

Cynic: A person who has an accurate view of the world. Optimist: A cynic in the making. Pessimist: A cynic with a vivid memory



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