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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 120

 

filthy one liners

Few men have the virtue to withstand the highest bidder. (George Washington)


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quick one liners

Those with the best advice usually offer no advice.


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Best joke

Patience is the silken cord on which are strung the pearls of virtue.


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Note on a door: Out to lunch; if not back by five, out for dinner also.


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sarcastic one liners

Losing a husband can be hard. In my case it was almost impossible.


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Short Joke

Opportunity is often inconvenient.


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short line jokes

Some people are bitter, some sour, others are sweet. Who you hang out with depends on your taste.


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Best quip

Friendship is a golden chain, the links are friends so dear, and like a rare and precious jewel It's treasured more each year.


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clean short funny jokes

The funny thing about common sense, it ain't all that common.


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the best one liner

Money is an excellent servant, but a horrible master.



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