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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 129

 

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What some people mistake for the high cost of living, is really the cost of living high.


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Famous one liner

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I'm not one to judge.


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Amusing one liner

Love the sinner but hate the sin. (Mahatma Gandhi)


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funny one liner

Being weird isn't enough.


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best one liner joke

Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, they will never cease to be amused.


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insulting one liners

If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple.


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Best quote

He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.


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tim vine one liner

Wherever you are - be all there. (Jim Elliot)


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Famous quote

Silence is the ultimate weapon of power. (Charles de Gaulle)


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Silly one liner

Don't judge a book by its movie.



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