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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 89

 

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There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience. (Archibald McLeish)


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Life is a grindstone. Whether it grinds you down or polishes you up, depends upon what you're made of.


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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.


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If you drop a white glove into the mud, the glove will get muddy but the mud will never get glovey.


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Famous one liner

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.


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quick one liner

What is right is often forgotten by what is convenient.


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For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, press 3.


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The foundation of relationships is based on the premise of mutual purpose.


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Unusual one liner

Don't let the littleness in others bring out the littleness in you.


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classic one liners

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. (Bill Cosby)



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