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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

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If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough!


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Famous quip

A beautiful relationship does not depend upon how good we understand someone but on how well we avoid misunderstandings.


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There is no such thing as government money, only taxpayer money. (William Weld)


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best one liner joke

A cynic's work is never done.


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The gap between advice and help is very wide.


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Digital Wisdom: Affirm brain on-line before opening mouth.com.


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Quick Quote

Don't get married. Find a woman you hate and buy her a house. It's a lot easier on you.


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People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses.


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Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.


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Wise sayings often fall on barren ground; but a kind word is never thrown away. (Sir Arthur Helps)



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