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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

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When everything seems to be going against you, remember the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. (Henry Ford)


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Best quip

We have not inherited the earth from our ancestors, we have only borrowed it from our children. (Ancient Proverb)


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I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.


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Ham and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.


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Integrity is when what you say, what you do, what you think, and who you are all come from the same place. (Madelyn Griffith-Haynie)


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Where we love is home, home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. (Oliver Wendell Holmes)


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Blessed is he who doesn't show hatefulness over what is lost, but instead, shows gratefulness over what is left.


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Best quote

We have stopped being fishers of men and we are now the keepers of the aquarium.


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tommy cooper one liner

Life is the first gift, love is the second, and understanding the third.


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tim vine one liner

What sunshine is to flowers...smiles are to humanity.



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