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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 184

 

funny one liner jokes

It's ok to do the right thing as long as you don't get caught.


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filthy jokes one liners

Save time ... see it my way.


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Famous short joke

An obstacle is something you see when you take your eyes off the goal.


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quick one liner jokes

My job is secure. No one else wants it.


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sarcastic one liners

Never interrupt your opponent while he is making a mistake (Napoleon Bonaparte)


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clean one liners

Go on and try it. The worst you can do it make a fool of yourself in front of all your friends.


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quick one liner

If I had my life to live over I would have taken the time to listen to my grandfather ramble about his youth. (Erma Bombeck)


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short joke

Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, and the romance in a relationship, and find out you still care for that person.


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one liner quotes

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.


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When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions.



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