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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 250

 

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Treat people as if they were what they should be, and you help them become what they are capable of becoming. (Johann Goethe)


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the best one liner

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet?


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If you're living on the edge, make sure you're wearing a seat belt.


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If the music's too loud, you're too old


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God can mend a broken heart but he must have all the pieces.


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Hospitality is making your guests feel at home -- even when you wish they were.


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tim vine one liner

Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.


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Any twelve people who can't get themselves out of jury duty are not my peers.


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It is funny how we can see this outside world using our eyes; and we can see someone's inside world looking into their eyes.


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short bar jokes

Assassins do it from behind.



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