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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 249

 

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It is one's attitude at the beginning of a task which will, more than anything else, determine its outcome.


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I believe the time we really look big in a child's eyes is when we go to them and apologize for our mistakes and we say, 'I was wrong. Will you forgive me?' (Kevin Leman)


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witty one liners

God creates a worm for every bird - but He does not throw it in the nest.


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Amusing one liner

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;


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Best short joke

Let our advance worrying become advance thinking and planning. (Sir Winston Churchill)


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Sticks and stones can break my bones, but words can shatter my soul.


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We want to have a testimony, but we don't want the test.


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quick one liner

Anything worth not doing is worth not doing well.


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Unusual quip

The heart has reasons which reason does not understand.


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Bizarre quip

Sit next to a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. Sit on a red-hot stove for a minute, it seems like an hour. That's relativity. (A. Einstein)



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