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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 5

 

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In the dark dreary nights when the storm is at its most fierce the lighthouse burns bright so the sailors can find their way home again. In life the same light burns. This light is fuelled with love, faith, and hope. And through lifes most fierce storms these three burn their brightest so we also can find our way home again.


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offensive one liners

Growing old is like watching a great river erode your property and knowing you are helpless to stop it. (Robert G. Easterling)


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greatest one liners

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?


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the best one liner

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.


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tommy cooper one liner

I close my eyes in order to see.


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short jokes

You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him. (Leo Aikman)


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tommy cooper one liner

Some people are wise, and some are otherwise. (Mark Twain)


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tommy cooper one liners

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.


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insulting one liners

Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.


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Famous joke

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two-tired.



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