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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 160

 

Best quote

Every morning is the dawn of a new error...


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If you believe everything you read, don't read (chinese proverb)


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It is difficult but not impossible to conduct strictly honest business. What is true is that honesty is incompatible with the amassing of a large fortune. (Mahatma Gandhi)


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best short jokes

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. (Aldous Huxley)


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He who receives a good turn should never forget it; he who does one should never remember it.


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Strange quip

When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.


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Funny joke

Humans are like tea bags. They never realize their strength until they are put in hot water.


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Best joke

You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.


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Short Joke

Always keep several get well cards on the mantel. If unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean.


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snappy one liners

Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students!



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