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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 19

 

funny one liner jokes

Heroes have an infinite capacity for stupidity. Thus are legends born.


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silly one liners

Education and intelligence aren't the same thing!


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clean jokes one liners

The only way to be free is to limit yourself. (Jason Benson)


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clean short jokes

We are in danger of forgetting that we cannot do what God does, and that God will not do what we can do. (Oswald Chambers)


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filthy one liners

Whoever acquires knowledge and does not practice it resembles him who ploughs his land and leaves it unsown. (Gulistan 1258)


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Short Joke

Work with every buyer as though that person represents a thousand referrals. (Tom Hopkins)


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naughty one liners

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. (Margaret Thatcher)


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short bar jokes

Soul-winning and missions is the life blood of the church.


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Hilarious one liner

The greatest strength a champion can hold is humility. (Vince Lombardi)


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best one liners

You can turn dollars into cents, and sense into dollars, though not dollars into sense.



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