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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

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One of the most important ways to manifest integrity is to be loyal to those who are not present.


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A sad Texan once prayed, 'Lord, I wish you would make it rain - not so much for me, I've seen it - but for my 7-year-old.'


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Some people attend church three times in their lives: when they're hatched, when they're matched, and when they're dispatched.


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There are no substitutes for fresh air, sunshine and exercise.


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People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges (J. F. Newton)


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A man convinced against his will is still of the same opinion.


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You can bomb the world into pieces, you can't bomb the world into peace.....


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Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. (Erma Bombeck)


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best one liner joke

Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.


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Strange quote

The higher we soar, the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche)



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