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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 237

 

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If you don't like the road you're walking, pave another one. (Dolly Parton)


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Famous short joke

I know it all, I just can't remember it simultaneously.


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What I do today is important because I am exchanging a day of my life for it. (Hugh Mulligan)


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It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.


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best one liner joke

On a front door: Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog.


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Silly one liner

If there was any justice in this world, oil company executive bathrooms would smell like the ones in their gas stations. (Johnny Carson)


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clean short funny jokes

It is better to understand little than to misunderstand a lot. (Anatole France)


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All that is necessary for the forces of evil to win in this world is for enough good men to do nothing. (Edmund Burke)


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Heart attacks...god's revenge for eating his animal friends


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Famous joke

I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.



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