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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 201

 

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Antiques are things one generation buys, the next generation gets rid off, and the following generation buys at auction at amazing prices.


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short quick jokes

Bones; there are 206 in the human body. No need for dismay, however: two bones of the middle ear have never been broken in a skiing accident.


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sick one liners

The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.


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Quick Quote

No individual raindrop ever considers itself responsible for the flood.


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funny one liners

Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, and then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.


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short rude jokes

Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is a balanced diet.


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clean one liners

Life is like a game of tennis; the player who serves well seldom loses.


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short quick jokes

Faithless is he who quits when the road darkens.(J.R.R. Tolkien, Lord of the Rings)


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Bizarre one liner

A real friend is someone who takes a winter vacation on a sun-drenched beach and does not send a card. (Farmer's Almanac)


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best short jokes

Some people just don't take advice, they have to hit their own head off the wall to believe it will hurt!!



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