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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 215

 

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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.


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In spite of the cost of living, it's still quite popular.


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Bizarre one liner quote

In many cases stress is caused, not by the event itself, but rather by our response to the event.


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In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock. (Thomas Jefferson)


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If I try to be like him, who will be like me? (Yiddish proverb)


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Famous short joke

To overcome evil with good is good, to resist evil by evil is evil. (Prophet Mohammed)


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The business of preaching is to comfort the disturbed and to disturb the comfortable.


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I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated and jumped up and down for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.


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clean jokes one liners

It is a poor workman who blames his tools.


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Reach for the moon. If you miss, you may fall on a star. (Marvin the Martian)



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