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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 178

 

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Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest of these is: 'It might have been'.


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Behind every great fortune there is a crime - Balzac


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best one liners jokes

Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!


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humorous one liners

Life is like an onion. You peel it off layer by layer and sometimes you cry.


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dirty one liners

If I had my life to live over I would have sat on the lawn with my children and not worried about grass stains. (Erma Bombeck)


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I hear and I forget, I see and I remember, I do and I understand. (Chinese proverb)


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Famous quote

People and their managers are working so hard to be sure things are done right, that they hardly have time to decide if they are doing the right things. (Stephen R. Covey)


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men one liners

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap never argued with a traffic cop.


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greatest one liners

It is easy to have a balanced personality. Just forget your troubles as easily as you do your blessings.


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tim vine one liner

Need some time to be alone, try washing the dishes!



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