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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 240

 

short sick jokes

It is filled with what is easy to get but gives great comfort.


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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.


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quick one liner jokes

If I never had a bad day, how would I know whether I was having a good day? (Lee)


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the best one liners

I refuse to star in your psychodrama.


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Unusual one liner

Every crown is made for a head, but every head is not made for a crown.


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I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.


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short joke

Happy laughter and family voices in the home will keep more kids off the streets at night than the strictest curfew.


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funny one liner

There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about. (Ashley Brilliant)


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Amusing one liner

Clones are people two.


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Amusing one liner

Freedom is doing what you know is right without fear.



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