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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 239

 

Famous quote

I am glad the Old Masters are all dead. I only wish they had died sooner - Mark Twain


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I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.


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best one liner joke

When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.


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It is hard to stumble when you're on your knees.


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Unusual quip

I have not yet begun to procrastinate.


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Best quip

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.


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filthy jokes one liners

I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.


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Funny 1 liner quote

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. (Paul Boese)


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Strange joke

There are 400 hundred words in the dictionary that begin with 'self' and only 8 that begin with 'fellow'.


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filthy one liners

Never let a problem become an excuse!



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