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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

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Keep your head in the clouds.. you're the first to know when it rains, and it's easier to see the silver lining.


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To live your life to the fullest, you've got to be a master of economics...after all, time's demand is always far exceeding it's supply. (Andy McIntosh)


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In our search for truth let us not be influenced by what is easiest to believe.


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There's no future in time travel.


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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.


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God answers knee-mail.


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People never say, 'It's only a game', when they're winning.


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In life, what happens to you isn't as important as what happens in you. (Anon)


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There is some consolation in the fact that even if your dreams haven't come true- neither have your nightmares.


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They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.



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