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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 223

 

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Don't eat vegetables because insects use them as their love pads, and who knows what kind of STDs They're carrying.


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Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. (Henry Ford)


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Unusual Quote

Success: its an never ending improvement in what you do.


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If you are not enjoying your work, you should either change your attitude, or change your job. (Leo Tolstoy)


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Strange quip

A man has nothing to loose in trying, however: he may loose if he fails to try. (Monsieur Nana Adom)


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funny one liner

Some books have table of contents; others have no contents. (Melchor F. Cichon)


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best one liners

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.


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insulting one liners

It is bad luck to be superstitious.


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clean short jokes

If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.


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Bizarre one liner quote

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.



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