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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

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A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.


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The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.


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I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.


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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.


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Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. (Hannah More)


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A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never.


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The meaning of life is not a question to be answered, but an event to be experienced.


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There are three ways to obtain wealth: inheritance, luck, and hard work. None is guaranteed, but you have no influence over the first two.


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Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go.


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best one liner joke

Some things that cost $5 to buy several years ago now costs $10 just to repair.



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