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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 175

 

Strange joke

Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.


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one liner quotes

Foot: A device for finding furniture in the dark.


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funny one liners and short jokes

It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.


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filthy one liners

It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not deserve them. (Mark Twain)


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short naughty jokes

The glass is not half-empty, itís just twice as big as it needs to be.


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Famous one liner

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.


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Famous quip

Man's way leads to a hopeless end! Gods way leads to an endless hope!


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Funny 1 liner quote

It is good to be a Christian and you know it, but it is better to be a Christian and show it!


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tommy cooper one liner

When you have exhausted all possibilities, remember this - you haven't. (Thomas Edison)


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Short Joke

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. (Mark Twain)



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