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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

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If I had my life to live over I would have talked less and listened more. (Erma Bombeck)


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Even a broken clock is right twice a day, but you wouldn't go scheduling your day by it would you? Then by the same token don't put too much faith in science.


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It is your attitude and not your aptitude that determines your altitude. (Zig Zigler)


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Some people are about as helpful as a porcupine in a balloon factory. (Donna Early)


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adult one liners

If you get to it and you can't do it, well there you jolly well are, aren't you.


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Bizarre quip

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.


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Many people lose their tempers merely by seeing you keep yours.


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cool one liners

Butcher's window: Let me meat your needs.


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It is better to forget and smile, than to remember and be sad.


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All I ask for is the opportunity to prove that money doesn't buy happiness.



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