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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 272

 

the best one liner

If you depend on others to make you happy, you will be endlessly disappointed.


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There is an “exception to every rule” - and most people think they are it.


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Everywhere children are schooled to become masters at answering questions and to remain novices at asking them. (Dillon, 1988)


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When someone says, 'do you want my opinion'?- it's always a negative one.


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Knowledge is proud she knows so much; wisdom is humble that she knows no more. (Cowper)


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The opinion of the intelligent is better than the certainty of the ignorant. (Egyptian proverb)


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best one liner

It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father.


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Walk beside me and be my friend. (Albert Camus)


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Amusing quip

It is important to stay cool, but be sure to not get frostbite.


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Bizarre quip

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.



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