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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 265

 

birthday one liners

If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind, give it more thought. (Dennis Roch)


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short one line jokes

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives. (Sue Murphy)


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Bizarre quip

You can outdistance that which is running after you but not what is running inside you. (Rwandan Proverb)


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tommy cooper one liners

True love is not based on what you have, but it is based on who you really are.


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best one liner

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there.


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tommy cooper one liners

Oh Lord, help me to keep my big mouth shut until I know what I'm talking about.


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Unusual quip

Lawyer (n): Larval stage of Politician.


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short naughty jokes

The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money. (Bernard Meltzer)


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one liners and proverbs

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.


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clean short jokes

I have animal magnetism. When I go outside, squirrels stick to my clothes



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