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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 54

 

quick one liner

God loves you right where you are but he doesn't want to leave you there. (Max Lucado)


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greatest one liners

Caution - I was not hired for my disposition.


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Temptation resisted is the true measure of character. (Louis Dega)


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Best short joke

Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you need. (Kahlil Gibran, poet)


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tim vine one liner

Alimony: funds which allow a woman who lived unhappily married to live happily unmarried.


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Amusing quip

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.


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sick one liners

Lord, make my words soft and tender for tomorrow I may have to eat them.


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Strange one liner

Leadership is the ability to get men to do what they don't want to do and like it. (Harry S. Truman)


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clean short jokes

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.


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hilarious one liners

What you possess in the world will be found at the day of your death to belong to someone else. But what you are will be yours forever.



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