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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 138

 

naughty one liners

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. (Corrie Ten Boom, author and Holocaust survivor)


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snappy one liners

Caution: Contents under pressure.


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one liners good

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.


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offensive one liners

One reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone.


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dirty one liners

A crumb from a winner's table is better than a feast from a loser's table!


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funny one liner

We should keep so close to the facts that we never have to remember the second time what we said the first time. (F. Marion Smith)


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Famous quote

Beauty is only skin deep...but ugly goes all the way to the bone!


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Bizarre one liner quote

If you begin to understand what you are without trying to change it, then what you are undergoes a transformation. (Jiddu Krishnamurti 1895-1986)


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short line jokes

When you forgive it takes you from the place of the victim to that of a victor.


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sarcastic one liners

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. (Plato)



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