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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 67

 

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Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.


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Flattery is telling others exactly what they think of themselves.


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Love is not finding a perfect person, it is seeing an imperfect person perfectly.


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To hate a person is a waste; half the people you hate don't care, and the other half don't know.


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Bacteria: the only culture some people have.


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The old rule of an eye for an eye leaves everybody blind.(Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr)


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Rather than trying to find the right person, try being the right person.


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One with God is a majority. (Billy Graham)


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Every girl should use what mother nature gives her before father time takes it away.


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The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.



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