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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 51

 

Quick Quote

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.


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Strange quip

No matter what you want to do, there's always something else that has to be done first.


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Quick one liner

It is much easier to be critical than to be correct. (Benjamin Disraeli)


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adult one liners

One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others.


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short jokes

He who builds to every man's advice will have a crooked house. (Danish proverb)


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funny one liners jokes

Trust enables you to put your deepest feelings and fears in the palm of your partnerís hand, knowing they will be handled with care. (Carl S. Avery)


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snappy one liners

Knowing what to say is not always necessary; just the presence of a caring friend can make a world of difference. (Sheri Curry)


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best short jokes

It takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it.


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quick one liners

Don't be so humble, you're not that great. (Golda Meir)


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one liner joke

It is strange how an earthquake 4,000 miles away seems less of a catastrophe than the first scratch on your new car.



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