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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 148

 

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You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.


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If evolution was true, mothers would have more than two hands.


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The Congress is a strange place where people get up and speak, nobody listens, and then everyone disagrees at the top of their lungs.


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He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. (Chinese proverb)


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A real friend isn't someone you use and throw away. A real friend is someone you use again and again.


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A day without sunshine is like night.


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You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.


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Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.


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Funny joke

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.


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Famous quip

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't; and a sense of humour to console him for what he is. (Horace Walpole)



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