Weird Websites. . . Weird Websites. . . Weird Websites. . . Weird Websites. . . Weird Websites. . . Weird Websites. . . Weird Websites. . . Weird Websites. . .

The ONLY site on the internet where everything is guaranteed to be completely WEIRD!!

<< Being weird on the Internet since 1848 >>

Utterly Weird

Weirdness

Jokes
Riddles

Poems

Stories

Pictures

Animals

Real or Fake?

Fashion

Videos

Philosophy

Cartoons

Anime

Rocky Horror

Urban Myths

Facts

Ugly People

Famous People

Auctions

Gadgets & Stuff

Names

Illusions

Webcams

Art

Quotes

Bits and Bobs

Strange Laws

Foods

Inventions

Weird Games

Humor Scripts

Photography

Limericks

Phobias

Proverbs & Sayings

Pull a Funny Face

Words

Graffiti

Face Paint Body Art

Top Song Lyrics

Movie Song Lyrics

Lyrics

Song Lyrics

Tattoos

Vintage Postcards

Wine Labels

World Population

FREE

DIET

PLANS

Google Ideas

 

A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 179

 

one liners and proverbs

Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.


= = = = = = = = = =



one liner joke

Life is like a ladder, the higher you climb, the more expansive your view is. (Taimi Megivern)


= = = = = = = = = =



funny one liners jokes

Quality is presence of value and not absence of mistake.


= = = = = = = = = =



insulting one liners

Who says nothing is impossible, I have been doing nothing for years.


= = = = = = = = = =



silly one liners

VENI, VEDI, VISA: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.


= = = = = = = = = =



Funny 1 liner quote

'Is ignorance or apathy the biggest problem with the world today?' 'I don't know and I don't care'.


= = = = = = = = = =



witty one liners

There is no future in time travel.


= = = = = = = = = =



Strange one liner

I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk somewhere


= = = = = = = = = =



best one liners

I believe in the Big Bang theory. God spoke and BANG! It was.


= = = = = = = = = =



witty one liners

Any mental functions attempted in this area must be re-evaluated during a subsequent period. It has been discovered that standard logic works sideways in this area due to the influence of the occupant.



<-- Previous     |     Next -->

 

 

<< Now check out our 4000 other funny One - Liners - Yep, that's right we have over 4000 hilarious one liners to amuse and entertain you!!! >>

 

 

More One - Liners

 

More Jokes

 

 

 

<< Note our one liner jokes have been submitted by a number of contributors - if you find anything that you think should not appear here please contact the webmaster >>

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Must Buy eBook

medusa myths beautiful girls gorgon

Amazon: 

USA: $0.99 UK: 0.70
Amazon USA

Amazon UK

Must Buy eBook

cat ebook funny

Amazon: 

USA:  $0.99 UK: 0.80
Amazon USA 

Amazon UK

Funny Books

Funny Books

Funny Books

Funny Books

scottish humour books

Funny Books

lazy sods guide to sex

Funny Books

funny chat room wind ups windups book
 

 

Note: Many of photos and other items on this site have been submitted by friends of the site. We try not to infringe copyright but if you do have copyright to any picture (or anything else) and wish it removed please contact the webmaster. webmaster(@)weird-websites.info