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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 227

 

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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.


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Don't work for recognition, but do work worthy of recognition.


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You can't prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but can prevent them from building their nest on it.


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Why is abbreviation such a long word?


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When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.


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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.


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Give us clear vision that we may know where to stand and what to stand for, because unless we stand for something, we shall fall for anything. (Peter Marshall)


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Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.


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We shouldn't deny the pain of what happens in our lives. We should just refuse to focus only on the valleys. (Charles Swindoll)


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When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn't doing the same thing.



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