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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

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One of the most lasting pleasures you can experience is the feeling that comes over you when you genuinely forgive an enemy - whether he knows it or not. (O. A. Battista)


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Sometimes I wish life had subtitles!


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I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.


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Advice is worth what you paid for it.


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Don't just get something out of church, put something into it.


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Be like the flower that perfumes the very hand that crushes it.


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Happiness is not something you have in your hands; it is something you carry in you heart.


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All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.


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Dusty bibles lead to dirty lives.


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Ask a silly person, get a silly answer.



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