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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

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May every day of your life together be worse than the next. (Old Irish wedding blessing)


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The aim of argument, or of discussion, should not be victory, but progress. (Joseph Joubert)


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When there's a will, there's a way..when there's a won't, there isn't.


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Nothing tastes as good as slim feels.


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I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion, I'd be irresponsible too.


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Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it!


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We could accomplish a lot more if we'd get rid of our ifs and and's; and get off our butts.


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Best joke

I intend to live forever. So far so good.


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humorous one liners

Expect people to do better than they are..it helps them to become better; but, don't be disappointed when they are not- it helps them to keep trying.


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Bizarre joke

An optimist believes we live in the best of all worlds. A pessimist fears this is true.



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