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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 25

 

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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.


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Fear knocked at the door. Faith answered and no one was there.


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The mind is like a parachute, it's no good unless it's open!


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The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become.


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I always thought looking back on the times I cried would make me laugh; but I never knew looking back on the times I laughed would make me cry.


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Best quip

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.


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Always make new friends but don't forget the old.


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best one liner jokes

It doesn't matter if you win or lose until you lose.


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The older I get, the older old is.


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funny one liners

A rich person is not the one who has the most, but the one who needs the least.



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