'So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?'
'Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket.'
'No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want.'
'I'm glad to hear the chief of police is a good, personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail.'
'Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?'
'The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile.'